I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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