Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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