it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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