So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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