The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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