I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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