I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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