Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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