Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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