And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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