I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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