yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
its liver damage thursday
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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