so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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