ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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