i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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