NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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