dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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