I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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