Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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