just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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