the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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