There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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