It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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