Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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