idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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