My hand turned me down
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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