i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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