who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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