so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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