ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
where does the pee come out of this thing
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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