i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize