I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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