glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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