Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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