I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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