You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
