idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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