I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
