if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
do herpes really smell.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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