we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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