what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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