At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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