A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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