According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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