Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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