Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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