Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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