we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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