Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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