I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
