How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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