i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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